Before hitting the road for his
spring tour, Max sat for a photo shoot. It's a bit awkward for a bunnyman this time of year. When he arrived at the studio for the shoot, the photographer kept Max waiting while the scene was prepped. And waiting. He sat so long that his cottontail became squashed and flattened. Finally Max spoke up as he thought fondly about his carrot lunch in the car. "Just as soon as the kids get here, we'll start with the portraits," the photographer responded. "What kids?" said Max, bewildered. "You're the Easter Bunny," came the answer, "aren't you here for the Easter portraits? It might be awhile. You can remove your head until they come, so you won't get so hot."
spring tour, Max sat for a photo shoot. It's a bit awkward for a bunnyman this time of year. When he arrived at the studio for the shoot, the photographer kept Max waiting while the scene was prepped. And waiting. He sat so long that his cottontail became squashed and flattened. Finally Max spoke up as he thought fondly about his carrot lunch in the car. "Just as soon as the kids get here, we'll start with the portraits," the photographer responded. "What kids?" said Max, bewildered. "You're the Easter Bunny," came the answer, "aren't you here for the Easter portraits? It might be awhile. You can remove your head until they come, so you won't get so hot."Max's whiskers prickled. This was funny and irritating at the same time. "First of all," said Max "I was sent here to do a photo shoot for my spring tour. Second, I am a bunny but not a Mall Bunny. Third, my head is not supposed to come off. My head's on pretty good, despite the fact that I'm standing here talking to you. How's your head? You are talking to a bunny..."
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